Happy Prime Day 2100

Rejoice! Prime Day 2100 is right here!

We’re so happy that, greater than 100 years after its founding, Amazon continues to be Earth’s most consumer-centric firm, specializing in the wants of the 11 billion clients on our planet. For greater than 80 years, Amazon has been delivering Prime high quality and Prime velocity to Prime households world wide, in line with our time-honored Prime traditions and Prime values.

The world could look a lot totally different than it did again when your mother was ordering her Prime packages, because of these pesky extra 2 levels Celsius of warming. But via the wildfires, the floods, the heatwaves, and the superstorms, we’re pleased with our endless dedication to delivering your packages to your door on time, by foot, automotive, boat, drone, or AlexaPortal.

While we’ve bought conventional offers this eighty fifth annual Prime Day—you’ll be able to relaxation assured that every one the substances on your Prime Day Feast will nonetheless arrive in supper time—this 12 months, we additionally wish to remind you of Amazon’s longstanding dedication to the well being and well-being of our planet and the way we’re maintaining our nice work in being a buddy to our Earth.

PRIME DEAL: Carbon Dioxide Liquor Sampler Set for $309.99 (Save $40)
Part of our LuxeCarbon line of high-end merchandise constructed from CO2, this stunning set, packaged in clear crystal to symbolize our goals of clear air, options gin, vodka, and whiskey, enabling you to make cocktails you’ll be able to be ok with.

On the Road to Net Zero-ish

From its humble beginnings, Amazon has been the image of latest and thrilling types of vitality, ever since we started powering our knowledge facilities with historical wind know-how approach again within the 2010s. And we’ve bought some thrilling updates for our clients this Prime Day.

Amazon is now in our twentieth 12 months of partnership with Exxonchevrontotalaco, world’s prime producer of blue hydrogen, clear gasoline, and carbon-neutral oil, serving to them innovate new methods to deliver the cleanest fossil fuels to our affluent vitality system. As you might have learn at their company announcement at COP120 this 12 months, Exxonchevrontotalaco has pledged to scale back emissions to 2020 ranges over the subsequent 10 years. We are heartened to be a associate on this nice effort, and so pleased with the strides they’ve made to satisfy all their earlier net-zero(ish) targets.

PRIME DEAL: Adidas Sport Fashion Respirator for $92.95 (Save $20)
Don’t let wildfire smoke gradual you down. This modern, low-profile respirator matches proper in with Adidas’s WetBulb Wicking assortment line to maintain you regulated and respiratory proper.

The guarantees and prospects of carbon dioxide sequestration proceed to be one of the vital essential instruments we now have in reworking our grid. This 12 months, we’re proud to announce that 5% of all related emissions from this 12 months’s Prime Day shall be offset from the environment with our Jeff Bezos Campus of carbon elimination machines in Iceland. While progress on this complicated know-how has been gradual—and the 2091 peat fires did devastating harm to the bodily campus itself—we’re assured that over the subsequent few many years, our fleet will lastly be capable to attain carbon dioxide elimination ranges envisioned by our Fearless Leader himself all the best way again within the 2020s.

And we’re in our fiftieth 12 months of the time-honored assure that, for every Amazon Prime bundle delivered, we’ll plant a tree. This 12 months, for the primary time ever, consumers can select to plant that tree on the Moon. What may very well be extra thrilling than theoretically offsetting carbon emissions on a totally totally different celestial physique?

PRIME DEAL: Prime Citizen Exclusive: Yearly Carbon Subscription to Bezos Campus Services for $51,999.99 (Save $3,000)
This subscription supplies an equal offset of 15 round-trip flights between London and New York, permitting you to reside the very best elements of your life guilt-free. You’re a very good individual!

Rethinking Our Plastic Use

As Prime Citizens, you’ve a proper to obtain any and all orders—from a succulent Prime Lab Chikkn™️ for lunch to a robotic handyman to assist repair your own home warmth pump—inside our promised 2-hour supply window. (Remember when our grandparents needed to drive to shops? Such a waste of treasured gasoline cash.) But we additionally know you could be involved in regards to the impression that purchasing has on the atmosphere. Even in case you reside far-off from the poisonous prairies of East Texas or the trash barrier islands of New Jersey, it’s clear that our longstanding packaging habit is choking the planet.

When you obtain a significant merchandise at your step from one in every of our Prime Delivery Drones, you’ll be able to ensure that the packaging is compostable* or constructed from at the very least 30% recycled ocean plastic, harvested from our Amazon Trash Net Project fleet that trawls each the Pacific and Atlantic rubbish patches. Together, we’re working to verify our world strikes towards a sustainable future.

* Check your native compost and recycling rules earlier than discarding, after all. It’s not our fault in case you can’t recycle the plastic we offer you 🙂

PRIME DEAL: PlastiMax Extract Pro 2-in-1 Microplastic Extractor for $129.99 (Save $70)
The wand has a number of settings for various kinds of meals, from fish to beef to veggies, and a straightforward alert system for toxins, making protected mealtimes a snap. Not to be used on faucet water or child method.

Making This New Earth Our Home

Unlike some politicians in Washington—even these from states which have misplaced miles of shoreline to sea degree rise—Amazon upholds our time-honored custom of acknowledging science and stating plainly that local weather change is a reality. That’s why we’re not simply gearing our enterprise towards inexperienced options but in addition towards rising and altering with our new actuality.

For greater than 60 years, Amazon’s Prime Adaptability Program has been devoted to showcasing merchandise and subscriptions that give our clients all of the instruments and subscriptions they should not simply flourish however thrive in our altering local weather. From handheld de-humidifying gadgets to probably the most trendy wicking materials for these pesky moist bulb days, you’ll discover all the pieces you want to survive the anthropocene this Prime Day—irrespective of which ravaged ecosystem you’re at present trying to make your own home in.

And hey, it’s not all dangerous: our supercharged commerce routes via the melted Arctic imply that we’re capable of ship items at a velocity your grandmother might have solely dreamed of. Hot canine!

PRIME DEAL: 2-in-1 Trash Compactor Bungee Shoes With Flooding Stilt Inset for $1,119.99 (Save $80)
These sneakers make strolling via the piles of trash between your automotive and your workplace a breeze. And for Prime Day solely, add the extra water stilt choice for tidal flooding days for a super-low value.

Looking Beyond Earth’s Horizons

Amazon has been a tremendous steward of our planet since its inception. But we are able to’t say the identical of, properly, everybody else. After all, it’s sort of your fault that you simply needed to all these items so badly. Anyway, in case you’re sick of dwelling on Earth, we don’t blame you. Our patented luxurious JeffFlights to the Moon depart from JFK and LAX every day at midday, with economy-class tickets to Mars coming later this 12 months. And simply keep in mind: you’ll be able to nonetheless get one-day Prime delivery even in probably the most distant lunar colonies!

PRIME DEAL: A One-Way Ticket Off This Shithole for $1,229,999.99 (Save $100,000)
Listen, it sort of sucks down right here. Come with us to a different planet—and let’s determine the right way to fuck that one up, too.