Toss a Coin at These Witcher Toys, Until They Go Away

McFarlane Toys has been releasing The Witcher motion figures for a short while now, however they’ve all been based mostly on The Witcher III: Wild Hunt online game. It was a smash hit, however let’s be trustworthy with ourselves—all we’ve actually been ready for are toys based mostly on Netflix’s fantastic live-action adaptation of The Witcher, particularly Geralt (Henry Cavill, dreamy regardless of his preposterous wig) and Jaskier the bard (Joey Batey). Perhaps we must always have waited a bit of longer… ?

The first three Netflix Witcher figures (through ToyArk) are at the moment out there for pre-0rder, particularly Geralt, Jaskier, and the Kikimora, aka the monster Geralt battles within the very first episode of the present. The common motion figures are seven inches tall and have 22 factors of articulation, which isn’t unimpressive! It’s their look that’s the problem. Let’s begin with Jaskier, who I remind you seems like this within the present:

And but his motion determine seems to be like this:

The torso is okay, and his head is scaled proper, however his face seems to be prefer it was sculpted for a 3.75-inch determine. His chin and cheeks are huge. Honestly, compared, the Geralt determine nails Henry Cavill’s visage, particularly within the group picture up prime. But if you separate the 2…

Yeesh. At least the Kikimora seems to be good, however McFarlane Toys has all the time been good at sculpting monsters:

Plus, the Kikimora additionally comes with an alternate, bloody head you can plunge Geralt’s sword by to duplicate the slaying of the monster. Geralt comes with the sword, after all, in addition to a material cloak and an motion determine stand, whereas Jaskier’s equipment embrace his lute and a base of his personal.

Both Geralt and Jaskier will pressure you to toss about 30 one-dollar cash to retailers every, whereas the Kikimora will run you $40 or so. They’re out there for pre-order now, however needs to be out there in November wherever motion figures with dodgy likenesses are offered.

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