Tesla thinks I’ll drop $300 on this wi-fi telephone charger | Engadget

This is a wireless phone charger that holds not one, not two, however three whole telephones! And fees them wirelessly! Tesla makes it! For simply $300! Shut up and take my cash! Are you kidding me?! This is phenomenal! JANET! HEY JANET, GET MY WALLET, IT’S ON THE NIGHTSTAND. 

“Inspired by the angular design and metallic styling of Cybertruck,” with 15W of energy! That seems like rather a lot! I ought to see what my regular charger does, guess it isn’t half as a lot as this factor. Stupid regular charger, not even modeled after a truck that is not even in manufacturing but. 

And have a look at this construct high quality. It’s obtained the whole lot: aluminum housing, an alcantara floor (who would not love the texture of a suede-like microfiber materials?) and a removable magnetic stand that each lays flat and sits at an angle! This approach I can by no means not be taking a look at my three telephones, even after they’re charging. This goes to be so superior. Best 300 {dollars} plus tax I’ll in all probability ever spend. JANET, WHERE ARE WE WITH THAT WALLET?

Hell yeah, it makes use of FreePower know-how, meaning I’ll have the ability to simply throw a couple of grand value of Qi-compatible earbuds, cell gadgets, sensible watches and equipment on this factor all willy-nilly. Won’t should line them up or something as a result of that is how I do it. I’m the sort who strikes quick and breaks issues.

Aw, whaddya imply it isn’t popping out till February? In Tesla months that might be years from now! JANET! IX-NAY ON THE ALLET-WAY!