Superhero in Super-Trouble? Call She-Hulk’s Hotline

She-Hulk flyers distributed at San Diego Comic-Con over the previous two days present Jennifer Walters (performed by Tatiana Maslany) and the tagline “Super Heroes Need A Super Lawyer,” on prime, with a hotline and a quippy “I go green, so you get green,” simply beneath. If you name the hotline (which is 1-877-743-4855) you take heed to an enthralling little voicemail from Walters.

The message goes:

“Hi! You’ve reached the superhuman law division at GLK&H.”

“Okay this time recording as SHIELD!”

“You know they can’t see you right? Okay, whatever… Your call is very important to us. Our associates are unavailable to take your call at this time, but please stay on the line to hear about our services at GLK&H.”

“Have you been fined for thousands of dollars worth of damage by the city you were trying to protect? Did you accidentally create a sentient robot who got the feels and tried to destroy the world? Maybe you’re an Asgardian god who leaves a giant burning imprint on private property every time you arrive on earth—”

“I know who’s she talking about!”

“We’ve got your back. Our associates at the superhuman law division at GLK&H will fight for your right… to fight for everyone else’s right! Because that’s what superheroing is all about. Don’t take my word for it. Here’s some testimonials from our satisfied clients… and this is where we’ll put those, right?”

“Yeah! And with like, photos.”

“Once again, phone line… they can’t see us.”

There’s one other voice clearly on the road, perhaps Bruce Banner? But I’d hope Banner would understand how a voice machine works. Who is aware of, it’s Marvel.

She-Hulk will enter the courtroom August 17 on Disney+.

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