From SRS Cinema, the distributor behind such titles as Dune World, Amityville Shark House, and Zillafoot (combining the powers of Godzilla and Bigfoot) comes one other title seemingly assembled from Mad Libs and any person’s (actually, on this case) corny humorousness: Sharks of the Corn.
Do you actually need us to clarify that what they’re going for is a humorous riff on Children of the Corn meets Jaws? Didn’t assume so. But possibly you’re intrigued sufficient by this off-kilter idea to take a look at the trailer (out since March, however that is the primary we’re listening to of it, thanks to Twitter). Prepare your self for a zillion-dollar concept that makes little to no sense (exhibit A: sharks, that are often solely water-dwelling creatures, prowling a cornfield) and appears prefer it value $150 to make, however was clearly pushed by the sort of ardour for the ridiculous you can’t assist however admire.
Need extra context? Here’s the official synopsis, together with a shark-themed serial-killer subplot you by no means knew you wished greater than something: “Strange things are happening in Druid Hills, Kentucky, known mainly for its voluminous corn output. Victims of monsters in cornfields begin cropping up, and witnesses are saying there are ‘large Great White sharks swimming in the corn stalks!’ Meanwhile, serial killer Teddy Bo Lucas is arrested for killing dozens of people using shark jaws and teeth as weapons. Chief Vera Scheider [cult scream queen Shannon Stockin] is caught in the middle, trying to figure out if her missing twin sister Lorna might be one of them. When Teddy agrees to take her to one of his prime burial sites in a cornfield, an insane chain of events unfold that NO ONE is prepared for, pitting the Druid Hills townsfolk against an outrageous shark worshipping cult that is planning to take over the world, one cornfield at a time! And their main protectors are jaw-snapping SHARKS OF THE CORN!”
Sharks of the Corn—directed and written by veteran B-movie filmmaker Tim Ritter, which suggests the entire “Stephen Kang” reference within the full title is only a Stephen King troll—is out there now on Blu-ray (with an included 90-minute making-of documentary) in addition to on-demand. It is nearly Shark Week, in spite of everything!
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