Riverdale’s authentic thought of loopy was that Archie Andrews was sleeping together with his trainer and Jason Blossom was very useless. Five seasons and a cult, a number of murders, some supernatural monsters, and two academics randomly leaping out of the identical rattling window, something goes—so at this level, the truth that a brand new trailer heralding a long-awaited crossover is so bananas ought to be unsurprising. And but, reader. And but.

The CW has revealed a take a look at the five-part occasion, “Rivervale,” that can each kick off Riverdale’s sixth season of shenanigans and herald Kiernan Shipka’s dearly missed Sabrina Spellman, from the cancelled Netflix sequence Chilling Adventures of Sabrina. Although initially the weirder of the 2 exhibits on condition that it was, properly, actually about Satanic practitioners of the darkish and violent mystical arts, Shipka’s teenage witch may as properly be essentially the most regular individual in Riverdale at this level.

Cheryl Blossom—Queen of the Bees—is busy main her personal cult-slash-coven-slash-excuse-for-fabulous-robes after studying that considered one of her historic Blossom ancestors was burned on the stake in Ye Olden Riverdale, essentially the most fantastic strategy to leaning into spooky season possible. There are a number of ghouls and a minimum of one man claiming to be the Literal Devil. Betty is speaking a distressing quantity about how she desires Archie’s Baby. All of that is happening after Cheryl cursed the city and in addition Hiram Lodge tried to remotely denotate a bomb and kill Archie mid-sexytimes with Betty. The trying glass is to this point behind us that the trying glass is a dot that government producer Robert Aguirre-Sacasa gleefully stamped on whereas screaming “Queen of the Bees! Queen of the Bees! Queen of the Bees!”

Anyway, Sabrina’s right here to assist type issues out. Or make it weirder, I dunno, in all probability that truly. Riverdale returns November 16, so you might have virtually a month to arrange for no matter psychic injury it should throw at you.

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