These two ornaments are distinctly sexual, however kudos to Hallmark for being so forthright with their carnal pleasures. The first is the hall-of-famer “Let’s Get It On,” named after the Marvin Gaye intercourse anthem, confirming that this gingerbread man and glass of milk will unquestionably fuck within the very close to future. Pity the poor squirrel, who sits alone, with no companion in sight. It seems that no matter present he thought he had acquired doesn’t include the pornography or intercourse toys he hoped for. Still, he’s going to soldier via, as a result of Hallmark has named this decoration “Nuttin for Christmas.”

Happy Holidays? I assume?

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