Model rocket maker Estes is releasing a 1/66th scale mannequin of the Blue Origin rocket New Shepard, that means that anybody will have the ability to launch their very own model of the spacecraft 400 toes into the air. But should you’re questioning, sure, the Estes model seems precisely like the true model. Which is to say that it seems like a dick.

Amazon billionaire Jeff Bezos launched to the sting house on the New Shepard final month, reaching 62 miles above sea degree, besting fellow billionaire Richard Branson’s altitude of 53 miles. Branson’s rocket, nevertheless, didn’t seem like a cock.

The new Estes rocket alone retails for $69.99, however should you don’t have already got a launch pad you’re going to want to splurge for the starter set, which incorporates the rocket, a launch pad, an digital launch controller, a pack of engines, and restoration wadding. Just make certain to not shoot your wad too early, an issue that may actually restrict your enjoyment of the rocket—a rocket that appears like a human schlong.

The Estes web site says you’ll want a C6-3 or C6-5 engine pack for a proper launch:

The Estes New Shepard is a 1/66th scale model of the Blue Origin New Shepard launch vehicle. It flies to altitude on a C6-3 or C6-5, and is capable of as much as 400 ft. It too, after deploying the capsule, falls through the atmosphere under a large parachute to gently touch down. Like the Blue Origin New Shepard, you can fly the Estes New Shepard again and again.

The promotional video, which is available on YouTube, cuts between the mannequin rocket and actual footage from the New Shepard’s launch with Bezos. Which, once more, sadly seems like male genitalia.

As one YouTube commenter put it, “My sister has one of them in her drawer.”

“Estes is proud to partner with Blue Origin to provide a piece of history that inspires kids to dream and imagine. The ready to fly New Shepard model is a perfect addition to your office shelf or launch it to recreate the spaceflight for yourself!” the corporate’s web site explains.

The Blue Origin rocket doesn’t formally go on sale till November however pre-orders can be found now. There’s a restrict of 5 per prospects, which in all probability means they’re anticipating enormous demand for this one. If you’re seeking to get one by Christmas it’s in all probability greatest to get in now, if we needed to guess. These pecker rockets are going to be flying off the cabinets.

Every rocket will embody a postcard from Bezos’s group, the Club For the Future, the place folks can ship in their very own imaginative and prescient of the longer term. The postcards shall be taken aboard a Blue Origin flight and returned to the sender with the message “Flown to Space” stamped on it, in response to a press release.

Penis. It seems like a penis.