Multi-CEO and web jester Elon Musk has offered 30,000 bottles of a fragrance meant to odor like your head is on fireplace, “Burnt Hair.” Described by Musk as each “the essence of repugnant desire” and “the finest fragrance on Earth,” the “unique, limited edition, collector’s item” is now offered out, Musk announced on Twitter late Tuesday.

What seemingly began off as an internet joke in late September rapidly become actuality final week, when Musk launched the fragrance and commenced promoting it for $100 a bottle on The Boring Company’s website. As a part of the gross sales push, the tech mogul even modified his Twitter bio to “Perfume Salesman” and excitedly identified that folks may pay in Doge in the event that they needed.

“Doesn’t get more lit than this!” Musk, who has additionally offered flamethrowers and Tesla-branded short shorts, said. He added: “Buy Burnt Hair from a company that digs holes!” The man might know what burnt hair smells like: photos from his PayPal days vs now present a outstanding restoration of his hair.

At one level, Musk even pleaded together with his followers to purchase his fragrance in order that he may purchase Twitter, the corporate he has agreed to purchase once more as a result of he seemingly has no different alternative.

“Please buy my perfume, so I can buy Twitter,” he tweeted on Oct. 12.

Considering that his deal to amass Twitter is value $44 billion, he would wish to promote fairly a little bit of fragrance. One follower helpfully identified that he would wish to promote at the least 440 million bottles of “Burnt Hair” to get the $44 billion plus the closing prices. However, banks have already agreed to offer Musk $13 billion in debt for the deal, and he has already raised $7.1 billion from fairness traders, Reuters reported. That implies that Musk remains to be on the hook to provide you with $22.4 billion.

To be clear, it’s not sure whether or not “Burnt Hair” really smells like burnt hair. On The Boring Company’s web site, the product’s description states:

“Just like leaning over a candle at the dinner table, but without all the hard work.”

As somebody who has actually burned their hair when straightening it one time or one other, I can guarantee you that burnt hair will not be a really nice scent.

According to The Boring Company’s web site, the “Burnt Hair” fragrance will start transport within the first quarter of 2023, so we’ll have to attend a bit to seek out out what precisely Musk’s model of burnt hair smells like.