Yes, you learn that headline appropriately: a $5,ooo drink. It comes served in a camtono, the bounty hunter accent container most lately featured on The Mandalorian and The Book of Boba Fett—which you could find it on Ebay for much less. So why is that this drink, served solely on the Disney Cruise Line’s latest ship, the Wish, so particular?

Camtono apart, that’s nonetheless a thriller—as are the substances in the drink, dubbed “the Kaiburr Crystal,” which, once more, goes for $5,000 and may solely be ordered should you already occur to be crusing aboard the Wish. Star Wars followers with cash to burn on this economic system can take a style of what one might assume to be rejuvenating Grogu blood for that price ticket. No marvel Moff Gideon was on a mission. (Also: what an fascinating Disney+ afterlife for the retrofitted ice-cream maker used for a second in The Empire Strikes Back.)

Travelers aboard the Disney Wish can go to the Hyperspace Lounge, the place the remainder of the drinks are common costly; from the appears to be like of the media preview, it’s like a Galactic Starcruiser-lite expertise that simply so occurs to have a drink the value of a whole journey to a galaxy far, far, away. We can’t recover from how unhinged the drink idea is on prime of the price of the cruise. The commodification of Star Wars right here is really astonishing and out of contact for the beloved tales it represents.

All Grogu blood jokes apart, as of the publishing of this story it stays unknown what sort of top-shelf liquor comes included in a Kaiburr Crystal. The just one we think it might doubtlessly be is the Remy Martin Louis XIII cognac (priced at $4,299.99), but it surely higher include the entire bottle and embody a take-home camtono for whoever has these sort of galactic credit.

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