Bill’s Single Again, Folks

It lastly occurred. After 27 years, millions of {dollars} and some profitable e book offers between them, Bill and Melinda Gates finalized their divorce on Monday, marking the tip of one of the crucial healthful energy {couples} of our time—or not less than, previously healthful. Ever for the reason that two introduced their impending cut up final May, some fairly… icky tales about Bill began to bubble up, together with particulars on his relationship with Jeffrey Epstein and observe report of questionable behavior with girls underneath his make use of. Even the New York Post jumped within the fray (multiple times)! Needless to say, if this man’s going to get again into the relationship scene, he’s going to wish a severe picture improve. Luckily, I’m right here to assist.

I’m not knowledgeable relationship coach by any means, however I am knowledgeable at establishing my straight dude mates with my straight woman mates. In the previous nation, I’d in all probability be referred to as a shadchanit, which loosely interprets to “someone who will edit your Tinder bio in exchange for a loose cigarette.”

He can in all probability afford cigs in spades, however I made a decision (within the spirit of philanthropy) to supply Bill some freebies to throw on the relationship app profile he most positively has. Girls, he’s obtainable.