Against All Odds, the Chip n’ Dale: Rescue Rangers Movie Has Gotten More Bananas

The world was not ready for the meta insanity that was the first trailer for Disney+’s upcoming Chip n’ Dale: Rescue Rangers “comeback” film, presumably as a result of it’s coming from Andy Samberg and the Lonely Island crew.

For occasion, who might have foreseen a film that took the celebrities of the beloved ‘90s Disney afternoon cartoon and paired them with Roger Rabbit, life insurance careers, crippling cheese addictions, and the horrifying Cats from Cats? Now, a new trailer has arrived and a brand new question has been raised: who could have foreseen a Rescue Rangers movie that acknowledged the existence of the Chippendales male dancers, Alvin and the Chipmunks, and oh my god what happened to Disney’s Peter Pan?

I’ve no phrases:

It’s simply… wow. In what appears to be the occasions of Hook however within the darkest timeline, the previous chief of the Lost Boys appears to have grown as much as turn into a slovenly, sinister crimelord that apparently has ties to a toon abduction ring that has seized Flounder from The Little Mermaid? (I write lots of bizarre sentences for io9, however that one could take the cake.) An group that’s presumably additionally tied to… this:

Guys, these are items of cartoon characters severed from these characters and stored in particular person baggage like trophies in a serial killer’s shrine of victims. It is grisly and bonkers and actually genuinely unsettling to me. In the best-case situation, I believe, these are items of cartoons eliminated through the “CGI surgery” Dale pointedly mentions in each trailers that had been faraway from characters that had voluntarily elected to undergo the surgical procedure, however the horrified seems of each Chip and Dale point out it’s one thing much more sinister. Or it might simply be as a result of they’re a large wall of severed physique components.

The Chip n’ Dale: Rescue Rangers film arrives on Disney+ on May 20. That’s sufficient time for yet another trailer to return out. I don’t know if I’m going to have the ability to deal with it.

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