An estimated 1,200 {couples} a yr plan to have their weddings at a Disney theme park or spend their honeymoons there. Thanks to the upcoming Star Wars novel The Princess and the Scoundrel, we now know that Han Solo and General Leia Organa have been amongst them.

In a call that I’ve to imagine netted the Disney advertising and marketing govt who considered it a excessive six-figure bonus, Han and Leia shall be spending their post-wedding trip on the Halycon, a.okay.a. the ludicrously costly Star Wars LARP expertise opening quickly at Walt Disney World in Orlando, Florida. Their trip—which, shock, seems to be a bit extra harmful than anticipated—would be the topic of Beth Revis’ upcoming novel. Here’s the abstract on StarWars.com:

“Set just after the events of Star Wars: Return of the Jedi, the story begins on the forest moon of Endor, where Han proposes in the elation of the rebel victory against the Empire. After a ceremony at the site of the victory celebration at the end of the film, the newlyweds depart for a honeymoon aboard the Halcyon starcruiser, the luxury vessel at the heart of the new Star Wars: Galactic Starcruiser experience at Disney World Resort. In their most desperate hour, with the war still raging but the Empire nearing its last gasp, the couple must outwit the Imperial remnants clinging to power.”

This is mind-boggling, even should you aren’t imagining Han and Leia taking the Millennium Falcon to Orlando. (Technically, it’s there.) The concept of Star Wars’ biggest energy couple taking a journey on the Galactic Starcruiser to faux to be in Star Wars is an ouroboros of insanity. Will they take part within the lightsaber coaching class? Does Han have any need to go to the “bridge operations training” and would he be any good at it or are his flight abilities inapplicable to big-ass area resorts? Will he and Leia sit awkwardly within the bar because the Twi’lek diva Gaia sings at them from three ft away?

I child, after all. They’ll most likely simply combat the empire and have an excessive amount of intercourse. The actual query is, will Gaia—or another person—sing the “Han Solo” tune from the primary time Han and Leia obtained married, again within the 1994 Expanded Universe novel The Courtship of Princess Leia? A tune that, nobody ought to ever neglect, goes as follows:

He’s obtained his personal planet,

Although it’s form of wild.

Wookiees love him.

Women love him.

He’s obtained a successful smile!

Though he could seem cool and cocky,

He’s extra delicate than he appears,

Han Solo,

What a person! Solo.

He’s each princess’s dream!

The Princess and the Scoundrel will turn out to be obtainable on August 16. Our congratulations to the joyful couple, a minimum of till their son grows as much as turn out to be a assassin and so they half in awkward distress.

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