Little Tikes Is Roasting Parents With a ‘Peloton’ for Kids

A screenshot of a Pelican Explore & Fit Cycle video showing the bike

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Kids prefer to really feel like grown-ups and within the pandemic, the grown-ups have been all pedaling away on their Pelotons. So in fact, now Little Tikes has made a Peloton-like stationary bike for teenagers referred to as… Pelican.

Technically, the entire identify is Pelican Explore & Fit Cycle, and in accordance with ToyBook, it’ll be out there at Target from July. The Pelican has a built-in stand to carry a pill, a Bluetooth speaker to play music (Is Kidz Bop nonetheless a factor?), and even adjustable resistance settings. The absolute kicker? Little Tikes has additionally uploaded a small library of movies to YouTube for teenagers to look at whereas pedaling. The movies, dubbed “Pelican Bikes Ride” characteristic hype “Pelican” instructors who sneak in some instructional content material whereas the kiddos furiously pedal. One inexplicably has a Dino instructor taking you through the snowy mountains, whereas the opposite movies stick with people taking youngsters by way of different scenic locales—together with one with cows. It’s not fairly the identical as watching Cody Rigsby do his factor, however you understand what, a motivational Aussie dino mentioning random animated animals within the tundra is fairly on the mark.

Little Tykes just isn’t the one firm out right here skewering dad and mom with a “Peloton for Kids.” Fisher-Price additionally has the “Think & Learn Smart Cycle”, which was first launched at CES 2017. It’s an identical idea, with Bluetooth compatibility to stream content material by way of a pill in an adjustable holder. Back when Fisher-Price’s model launched, the entire thing brought about a little bit of a stir, with some criticizing the device as prepping future generations for a Black Mirror-esque life. As for why Little Tikes is leaping on the bandwagon now, it’s seemingly the at-home health craze and Peloton’s meteoric rise has one thing to do with it.

On the one hand, this can be a cute manner for teenagers and oldsters to do one thing collectively whereas ensuring the little ones steer clear of doubtlessly harmful train gear. (Peloton’s Tread+ was lately recalled after a number of kids have been injured, with one dying.) On the opposite, it’s additionally a brutal roast of the foolish issues adults do. Nothing like a grown man telling youngsters to “Keep pedaling squad” to throw our life selections into perspective.

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